i get anxiety thinking about meeting a celebrity and getting a picture with them and then looking ugly in the picture
(Source: hitmonchan)
HEY WAIT SO I JUST REALIZED, CHARLIE IS A LESBIAN RIGHT? WHICH MEANS SHE WON’T FUCK EITHER OF THE WINCHESTERS. WHICH MEANS THAT SHE CAN’T DIE.
GUYS.
SHE’S UNTOUCHABLE.
pretty sure John neither fucked Sam nor Dean but he died anyway but ok
yes but john was terrible.
tell it like it is
the nominees are
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
and the winner is *opens envelope*
- adele
(Source: darrynek)
my roommate just yelled from her room “KIM K HAD HER BABY” and I yelled back “AHH WHAT’S THE NAME” and she yelled back “CESAREAN —wait that’s not it— IT DOESN’T SAY”
“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”
(Source: cumberlord)
Okay so you know these glasses right?
I was in class and I put them on. And, being the dramatic smartass I am I turned to my friend and said, with the most conviction I could muster, “Behold- I am now ten times funnier.”
And she looked at me- looked at me dead in the eyes- and said very seriously:
“Ten times zero… is still zero”
Your friend just went up all the levels
when i’m married my partner and i will have:
- morning sex
- afternoon sex
- dinner sex
- after meal sex
- i made pancakes sex
- good morning sex
- they kids are at school sex
- shower sex
- bored sex
- make up sex
- break up sex
- obama won sex
- romney lost sex
- monday sex
- tuesday sex
- wednesday sex
- thursday sex
- friday sex
- saturday sex
- monday sex
- there is nothing on tv sex
- i love you sex
what about sunday
sunday is the lord’s day praise jesus
(Source: joesphjonas)
“and you will have to present it in front of the class”
woah girl are you from france ‘cause
madamn
oh my god I found my new favourite pick up line
just a friendly reminder that we are closer to 2017 than 2007
its funny cuz high school musical 2 came out in 2007
